{"id":466,"date":"2006-05-14T06:48:33","date_gmt":"2006-05-14T06:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stevepugh.net\/VTT\/?p=466"},"modified":"2006-05-14T06:48:33","modified_gmt":"2006-05-14T06:48:33","slug":"zesty-orange-death-for-the-beeb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/2006\/05\/zesty-orange-death-for-the-beeb\/","title":{"rendered":"Zesty orange death for the beeb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So last night <lj user=\"pink_weasel\"> and I went out for dinner with the weasel clan to hip and happening Sanderstead. we went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderntime.co.uk\">Modern Time<\/a> which advertises itself as non-specific &#8216;Oriental Cuisine&#8217;. When I orderd the the &#8216;zesty orange beef&#8217; from the menu the waitress felt obliged to warn me that it contained orange. Um, yes, I can read, I wasn&#8217;t just staring at the menu for fun for theleast five minutes and the word orange was quite clear and that&#8217;s why I ordered it. Whatever, as they say.<\/p>\n<p>So once we got home we wanted to play <cite>Doctor Who<\/cite> back. Now this being the most important television program ever I had given it a nice generous fifteen minutes after the end, just in case. But, it goes and starts over twenty minutes late. Bastards. If you&#8217;re going to insist on showing all of the stupid football then cut some time off Graham Norton&#8217;s bloody dancing crap instead. Wankers, as I say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last night and I went out for dinner with the weasel clan to hip and happening Sanderstead. we went to Modern Time which advertises itself as non-specific &#8216;Oriental Cuisine&#8217;. When I orderd the the &#8216;zesty orange beef&#8217; from the menu the waitress felt obliged to warn me that it contained orange. Um, yes, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,7,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doctor-who","category-my-life","category-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fxq5-7w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}