{"id":637,"date":"2007-03-26T17:25:54","date_gmt":"2007-03-26T17:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stevepugh.net\/VTT\/2007\/03\/26\/i-want-my-new-computer\/"},"modified":"2007-03-26T17:25:54","modified_gmt":"2007-03-26T17:25:54","slug":"i-want-my-new-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/2007\/03\/i-want-my-new-computer\/","title":{"rendered":"I want my new computer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: I was expecting a delivery today by 5:45 and it&#8217;s now gone six o&#8217;clock.<br \/>\nCustomer Services: [takes post code and tracking number] Can you hold for a moment.<br \/>\n[&#8230; really bad holding music mixed in with plugs for the company &#8230;]<br \/>\nCustomer Services: I&#8217;m sorry but I can&#8217;t get through to the delivery department at the moment.<br \/>\nMe: Right. [pause] So what can you do for me?<br \/>\nCustomer Services: &#8230;<br \/>\nMe: Have you been having problems with deliveries in this area today?<br \/>\nCustomer Services: I won&#8217;t know that until I can speak with the delivery department.<br \/>\nMe: Can you call me back?<br \/>\nCustomer Services: [sounding relieved] Yes please. [takes number, hangs up]<\/p>\n<p>WTF? I really hope the delivery depot has blown up, &#8216;cos otherwise there&#8217;s no excuse for missing a 9:00am to 5:45 pm window and then not answering the phone when customer services call on behalf of an irate customer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: I was expecting a delivery today by 5:45 and it&#8217;s now gone six o&#8217;clock. Customer Services: [takes post code and tracking number] Can you hold for a moment. [&#8230; really bad holding music mixed in with plugs for the company &#8230;] Customer Services: I&#8217;m sorry but I can&#8217;t get through to the delivery department [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fxq5-ah","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevepugh.net\/VTT\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}